#Some bullshit

[regular-brick]

A Secret Santa gift for @clinko-clinko of Emmie!

She's so wonderful, I've been meaning to draw her for ages now and this event turned out to be the perfect opportunity

[karo-li]

i've been feeling like shit for a while and i thought "hey lets redraw this cozy art of lance from 3 years ago"... but then smile turned into a grin, bc "i'm trying my best but it's not working and i know it's only in my head"... welp yeah, angst i guess. feeling like your not good enough is the worst. there are times when you are proud of yourself but then are also days when u just, just don't wanna exist bc of that.

woah, it turned out really sad, didn't mean that. BUT good things, SUMMER STARTED! ♡⁠(⁠>⁠ ⁠ਊ⁠ ⁠<⁠)⁠♡

[lemon-russ]

Seriously guys if I'm not tucked in Comfy Cozy Snuggly by a primarch in the next 10 minutes I'm gonna McFrickin lose it

I neeeeeed to be primarch pet I cannot face The Horrors and do Job (tm)

[jerzwriter]

Just here to say (again) Unreal Unearth not getting a single Grammy nomination is proof that the Grammys are full-of-shit.

That's all.

[deanwax]

me: good news, body body: owo? me: we are nourished with so much iron and protein. we have energy. strength body: this is fantastic news. i will celebrate by bleeding at twice the frequency to deplete iron faster Me: no!!

[gay-otlc]

FUCK chronic pain all my homies hate chronic pain

[ya-killin-me-smalls]

thinking about 2bmos mutual pining

Deimos thinking he's playing it cool on the outside, not staring at all, but on the inside excited just to be around Doc, let alone getting attention from him

Doc finding Deimos's antics to get attention so endearing but not wanting to read too far into them. Deimos is a silly guy, he's just messing around

Deimos downplaying his technical skills so he has an excuse to swing by Doc's office and "ask for help"

Doc going out of his way to put Deimos on more desk duty under the guise of sharpening his skills but really he just wants him around more often

Deimos learning that the more carnage he causes the higher the praise he gets, going as far as bringing back decapitated heads of high value targets until the custodians start to complain about the blood trails

Doc assuming attentiveness and perpetual readiness to work is just Deimos needing something to do and wanting to be useful

Deimos thinking that Doc would never even consider it because he's his subordinate and way too busy to have time for little old him

Doc hung up on how handsome Deimos is, thankful for the mask because he flusters any time they're in close proximity

both of them trying and failing to act natural when Deimos is shirtless and having his wounds tended to by Doc, but neither of them addressing the elephant in the room for fear of messing up what they have going on between them

[vintage-tigre]

[xxamorxexmortexx]

How the hell y'all gonna have Naomi dominate the whole match just to lose in one move!!?

[lets-talk-about-sects]

I've been doing contract work for Sesame Workshop and now they're requesting I extend my contract without extra pay because I'm missing my last week for a funeral 😤

[dumbassdep]

Saw this shit on Shirts That Go Hard and decided to put John in it. Early Valentines Day I guess?

There was an artist here that said if you spend over half an hour on shit-post art you're taking it too seriously and I have taken that to heart so please excuse the mix and match art styles as I realised attention to detail would take too long. 😂

[magical-misfit]

Live footage of me waiting for the Dimension 20 Twitter account to drop Rumplestilskin as Neverafter homework so I can finally go feral about the fairytale that fucked me up mentally as a child.

[welcome-leon]

the sudden determination about this fic was bc I thought of an idea that would be a super angsty bittersweet oneshot set in the same universe but it would literally need the context of the entire fic in order to hit as hard as it should 🥲

[daughterofthefates]

I just finished watching the owl house season 2

nobody gonna tell me that it was gonna hurt?

why do I keep watching kids cartoons and not expect some tragic trauma to happen

[rollinsland]

WWE: Makes Sami Zayn give back Damian's MITB briefcase ASAP

AEW: Let's Jay walk around with Maxie's title for 100 years and says nothing about it even though Max is defending the title he's not carrying

😒😒😒

[milomilesmib]

I know this makes literally no sense but I can't stop thinking about it

Annabeth is milk with a little bit of water and Percy is water with a little bit of milk